Tuesday, January 29, 2008

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Busted

I've officially been felted.

KK v. 76 and my KK got blown up.

I'll post some donkfest hands I get here but no more ring hands until I rebuild my roll

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

I knew this hand would be trouble

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1980034

But unfortunately for Sodiom I outdrew him

FINALLY

Turned quads baby

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1980009

POKER JUSTICE

What a fucking idiot. I'm glad I rivered him and I even told him so.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1979917

Monday, January 21, 2008

Fish thinks he's the nuts

Once the turn was another T I figured I had the best hand. Once it checked around to the shortstack who tried to bully his way to 50 cents or whatever I had to come over the top. I loved that he only had 1 over and no flush draw.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1976244

Son don't run that noise at me

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1976048

Nice fucking try. If you're gonna try that bullshit and represent a backdoor flush, don't do it when it's runner runner, you limped in, and I've been making raises.

Hurts so good

When you flop the nuts

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1975791

No more fish in the pond

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1974704

I'd watched this guy closely for a few hands. Total fish.

WTF

WTF .... and again .... wtf

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1973835

What a retard

This is why

This is why I'm hot ...

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1971153

I seriously put her on something like AQ or AK.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Beautiful turn

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1965623

Nuff said

They held up

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1965620

I'm so used to the suckouts

He did all the work for me

Full Tilt Poker Game #4920732827: Table Elite (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:01:45 ET - 2008/01/19
Seat 1: simpler_si ($5.20)
Seat 2: jar78 ($2.80)
Seat 3: a_Bynum ($7.20)
Seat 4: MSUDuster ($3.65)
Seat 6: FICUS33 ($1.10)
a_Bynum posts the small blind of $0.05
MSUDuster posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MSUDuster [8d Td]
Showtime27 sits down
FICUS33 calls $0.10
Showtime27 adds $5
simpler_si folds
jar78 folds
a_Bynum calls $0.05
MSUDuster checks
*** FLOP *** [9d Qd Jd]
a_Bynum bets $0.30
MSUDuster calls $0.30
FICUS33 folds
*** TURN *** [9d Qd Jd] [Qc]
a_Bynum bets $0.90
MSUDuster has 15 seconds left to act
MSUDuster calls $0.90
*** RIVER *** [9d Qd Jd Qc] [6h]
a_Bynum bets $5.90, and is all in
MSUDuster calls $2.35, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $3.55 returned to a_Bynum
*** SHOW DOWN ***
a_Bynum shows [Qs 5h] three of a kind, Queens
MSUDuster shows [8d Td] a straight flush, Queen high
MSUDuster wins the pot ($6.70) with a straight flush, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7.40 | Rake $0.70
Board: [9d Qd Jd Qc 6h]
Seat 1: simpler_si didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: jar78 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: a_Bynum (small blind) showed [Qs 5h] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 4: MSUDuster (big blind) showed [8d Td] and won ($6.70) with a straight flush, Queen high
Seat 6: FICUS33 folded on the Flop

Rollercoaster ... oh yeah ...

Today has been crazy. I started out with 17, got down to about 9 (after money on the tables), and now i'm back up to 17 and change.

I've been freakin victimized.

The only great hand for me was a 2 outer when I pulled that Q out of my ass to crack a pair of aces. I couldn't help but say JUSTICE. I hate when fuckin assholes call down anything with some sort of ace.

HAH

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1964231

So typical

Don't fuck with me

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1961646

Nice try ...

I always do that

Aside from being way too passive pre-flop, I stay too long.

If you're up. Leave. Don't keep saying just one more orbit. The last orbit is the one that kills you.

You called with what?

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1961510

What a dumbass. Calling a pot bet with that junk

Friday, January 18, 2008

I'm not a proud man

But I'll take whatever comes my way. That goes for money and women. Mostly money.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1961483

Here is my thinking ....

For the most part I'm pretty passive in pots. If I enter a pot it's likely from a limp. If I raise I've probably got a strong pair or strong ace. This particular hand I thought about raising but decided to limp anyways.

Based on how the play unfolded with the family pot, I thought my KJ was good on the flop. I figured if someone had AJ they would have raised pre-flop. With the heart draw out there I raised it up. The flat call from Napa and Mitey surprised me but not terribly. I put them both on some sort of pair. This was about my 45th hand at the table and they have both had to rebuy. Their play is extremely erratic and my player notes said they would play any face card. The reraise from Momma made me think she had a very strong draw. But I went ahead and called it because I thought I was ahead.

The turn I thought was a good card for me. It was low and gave me a 4 card 2nd nut flush draw. Momma's dollar bet into a 4 dollar pot told me she didn't have a flush, it was more like she was scared money so I called hoping to luckbox on the river.

I should have bet the river, but I've been burned so bad on 4 flush boards I was scared to do it.

Anyways, long story short, napa and mitey are total fish. They played crap like J3 off, 93 off, etc. and they both did it from any position. Mitey had to reload 4-5 times for 4 bucks a pop each time. Napa was a little better, he didn't reload once while I was there but he almost got felted a few times.

Running Horrible

Just awful.

These are the types of hands I was getting all day.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1959804

Enough said, easy to see why I lost a chunk of my BR.

Holy Hell

I can't believe it, AA actually held up for me. I've lost with AA and KK so many times to runner runner on FTP it's ridiculous.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1956911

I called it

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1956895

This hand I'm actually kind of proud of. When Seat 2 took so long to make his play. I figured he didn't know if he should limp in or raise with pockets. Based on the length of time he took, for some reason I put him on 8s or 9s. Once he decided to just limp I potted that shit quick. I'm kind of surprised Seat 5 flat called my pot raise. I was expecting him to fold. But once Seat 2 pushed it all-in and I came back over the top, I think Seat 5 folded something like A8 suited or maybe even AJ suited.

The hand tells the story.

Total Suckout

Ok, I did one of the first things you should NOT do. I played tired.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1956870

I don't really know what I was thinking. I guess I was on my own little analysis that he had AT and that my AQ was good.